Tag: funny
group name: gatervese
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October 23, 2007 12:17 PM EDT --
Hi everyone. Today is my birthday! I'm one of those people who love to hear "Happy Birthday!" on her birthday, but I also know that to get it, I need to tell people.
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October 19, 2007 11:25 AM EDT --
My old guy, the brown stripedy one with lots of white too, was having some health issues the past few days. He was not using the litter pan to urinate and I could actually see blood in his urine . . . more
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October 17, 2007 06:59 PM EDT --
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the . . . more
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October 22, 2007 12:42 AM EDT --
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long . . . more
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October 23, 2007 12:02 AM EDT --
Another one from my grandma.
Mayonnaise Jar and 2 CUPS OF COFFEE
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough, . . . more
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October 24, 2007 08:52 AM EDT --
You have to understand that I sing, when stressed, when trying to make a point to my kids, if they say something that has a true catchy tune or can fit into a catchy tune, I will sing it.
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October 29, 2007 02:43 PM EDT --
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now . . . more
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October 23, 2007 06:51 PM EDT --
It was 11:50 p.m. on the evening of October 23rd, 2007. And so my comedy of errors was to begin.
I knew the dog needed to go for his last walk of the day and I was bundled to the gills. . . . more
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October 24, 2007 02:20 PM EDT --
So, there I am, naked on a table. What, naked? On a table?
Yes, naked, on a table. It was my birthday and the Spa I go to let’s you in for free on your birthday. . . . more
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October 28, 2007 12:15 AM EDT --
That's right. Dan finally admitted he is pregnant.
Do you have any secrets to share?
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July 11, 2008 10:31 AM EDT --
This was in my email this morning....:)
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July 15, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
My recent Love 'poems' article was funny, BUT what are your 'poems?? The first line has to be 'roamntic', the second line should not be.... ( I can't wait to hear Janie's:) . . . more
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October 30, 2007 05:14 PM EDT --
"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the . . . more
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October 17, 2007 02:04 PM EDT --
My grandma emailed these to me, so I thought I'd share:
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in . . . more
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October 17, 2007 05:54 PM EDT --
Another one of my grandma's emails!
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The . . . more
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October 20, 2007 09:56 PM EDT --
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, "Steve's Place," and noticed that the waiter . . . more
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October 22, 2007 01:01 PM EDT --
Since I stayed up so late last night on Gather....okay, okay, honestly: I was doing laundry and stuff, but I didn't get enough sleep. It was so hard getting out of bed this morning. When . . . more
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July 10, 2008 03:18 PM EDT --
some cute pics from the site 'Ah-ha'....
BAD ESCAPE PLAN......
CAN YOU FIND THE 9 PEOPLE??
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March 27, 2008 12:28 PM EDT --
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
Beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's
Worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It . . . more
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October 24, 2007 12:56 PM EDT --
Another one from my grandma:
A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a costume . . . more
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